This is, of course, a tongue-in-cheek argument.
Nevermind that I hate the word ‘biblical’ in all of its pretentious and coercive glory. I find that it usually has nothing to do with the Bible and a lot to do with arrogant jerks who don’t like to have their authority challenged.
You want to know what’s really unbiblical?
Bacon. And I’m not giving that up either.
Anyway, here’s a list of farcical reasons that appeared in Sojourner’s Magazine. One of my seminary profs had an almost identical list on his office door. The purpose of this joke is to show how absolutely ridiculous are the hermeneutical arguments of those who fight against women in ordained ministry.
Hopping Hadrian's Wall 
“Bacon. And I’m not giving that up either.” Nor I, after all it is its own food group. It’s so good to start the day with a chuckle. Thanks!
brilliant….