Why I Don’t Believe the Ordination of Men is ‘Biblical’

This is, of course, a tongue-in-cheek argument.

Nevermind that I hate the word ‘biblical’ in all of its pretentious and coercive glory.  I find that it usually has nothing to do with the Bible and a lot to do with arrogant jerks who don’t like to have their authority challenged.

You want to know what’s really unbiblical?

Bacon.  And I’m not giving that up either.

Anyway, here’s a list of farcical reasons that appeared in Sojourner’s Magazine.  One of my seminary profs had an almost identical list on his office door.  The purpose of this joke is to show how absolutely ridiculous are the hermeneutical arguments of those who fight against women in ordained ministry.

10 reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained For Ministry

Star Squeak…

This blog is normally reserved for serious theological discussion.  But everybody has to undo that top button every now and then.

Two things I love dearly…

They don’t belong together at all…

But I still love them both…

And, just so we’re not totally devoid of content, here’s a link to a great Sojourner’s article about our favorite bite-sized Pop-Squeak:

Top Ten Reasons Why I (Heart) Kristin Chenoweth